Showing posts with label Morning Nonsense. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Morning Nonsense. Show all posts

Designing Women: Unknown Talents


Julia and friends help Mary Jo when she is short handed at her part time job at the Burger Guy.  The others discover Julia has an unknown talent.  Enjoy.

Humor: SNL House Sitting


One of the funniest moments from Saturday Night Live this week - Kristen Wiig tries to trick Lindsey Lohan into house sitting for her because she is being harassed by mysterious caller. 

Stuff Liza Minnelli Says


Not to be outdone, impersonator Christine Pedi as Liza Minnelli gives us a funny viral video on the "Things Girls Say" with her own personal spin. 

Video - Sh*t Liza Minnelli Says

Amy Sedaris Potato Ships


The always adorable actress and author Amy Sedaris demonstrates one of the crafts "Potato Ships" from her hilarious book Crafts for Poor People.  Amy's brother is fellow author and comedian David Sedaris.


This is by no means a serious craft so - WATCH ONLY IF - you are a serious Amy Sedaris fan.  We absolutely adore her.  Enjoy.

Amy Sedaris - Potato Ships

*Side Note:  Amy's Brother - David Sedaris' books are absolutely side splitting, burst into tears funny. (His last book, I read while I was sitting at the airport - I laughed so hard - people we scooting away from me. No joke. That funny.)  So if you haven't already - definitely check out his books.  Listen to some of his readings on NPR.

Cream of Wheat


Another quick short from the Punchy Players.
This time Judy and Liza make breakfast
with Cream of Wheat.


The Martha Stewart Show - Best Bloopers


It is great to see Martha cut loose.  Yes, she is human and these bloopers show a side of Martha we rarely get to see.  It's a good thing.


Value Luncheon Loaf

You've got company - but you don't want to serve anything good - you want them gone - wondering what to serve?  Be both gracious and cheap thrifty by serving your guests Value Luncheon Loaf.


The top selling Tupperware Guru, Aunt Barbara, puts her money where her mouth is by testing these mechanically separated canned meats so you don't have to - serve and enjoy.

Aunt Barbara - Value Luncheon Loaf video

Kristen Bell Sloth Meltdown.


Veronica Mars (Kristen Bell) has an emotional meltdown on Ellen describing meeting a sloth on her birthday.  You'd think she would have this reaction every morning - waking up next to Dax Shepard.

Matthew Broderick Super Bowl Commercial


Honda has leaked their Super Bowl commercial starring Matthew Broderick which spoofs the John Hughes film Ferris Bueller's Day Off.


Heels to Die For

Well, this isn't the Find of the Week, but I'm still enjoying it.


This is the shoe for the Jezebel on the go.
Jezebel doesn't have time to walk - she's busy.

Can't you just see her - being all fancy.

Jezebel, roll yourself to the Pink Motel 
before that back wheel snaps off.  


 Remember at the skating rink -
"Couples Skate, Couples Skate Only,"
that's when I would go and 
get myself a drink and a pickle.


Making S'mores

After that last post, now I want s'mores.  They're so good.  You know - marshmallows are made out of horse hooves?  


Apparently, there is a process to making s'mores
so says Martha Stewart.  

Well, Martha's daughter, Alexis, brings us all back to earth in this funny clip from her own show aptly titled "Whatever Martha" where basically - she trashes her mother's holly hobby image.


Why are there tools on the table? And, what is she whittling?  And, why is there a drill on the table? - She's gonna complicate the s'mores.

Lily Tomlin ~ GR-RRR ...


Hilarious Lily Tomlin from the 1960's Merv Griffin Show promoting a new house hold detergent called GR-RRR.  Always makes me laugh.


Welcome to My Home

 
Flash back to the eighties when everything was fabulous terrible, head bands were in, and nothing fit right.  In this tutorial we will cover diet and exercise ... loosely.  Very loosely.  Fabulous.


What is it?


I'm cleaning the cheese dip out of my crock pot from New Year's Eve ... don't judge me.

What in the hell is Velveeta made out of?  It looks exactly the same as the night I cooked it (I mean, ... warmed it up).  I know, I shouldn't act like that, because I can put away a whole pizza by myself.  Its just that, I'm amazed by this mystery substance; cheese shouldn't be able to just sit on a shelf, cheese shouldn't have a shelf life.


However, this picture does look like it could have possibly come from a cook book.  If it had come from a cook book the caption would read, "then take your hobbit hand and place the lid on the pot."  Needless to say, yours truly won't be modeling Lee Press On Nails anytime soon.


Move Your Boogie Body


It's Monday and we are ready for the week, but first, we gotta get in our stretching.  This is our weekly routine...  Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.  Now, unless you are going to join us, you gonna want to step back. 


If you are not loose by now I can't help you.  To see her completely loose it - skip to 2:09.

Chocolate Fondue!


You know you love it.  I'm talking about fondue with Brini Maxwell, Mary Ellen, and special guest Margaret Cho.  We love it all.  Except for chocolate fountains, something about syphoned, regurgitated chocolate just isn't right ...


Sexy Swedish Meatballs


Brini Maxwell makes Swedish Meatballs with Mary Ellen.  Now, if you've never made Swedish Meatballs for yourself or if you've got 7 minutes and 16 seconds to throw away,  enjoy!