Toad Suck, Arkansas Named Worst Town Name

After a poll of seven English speaking countries, Toad Suck, Arkansas receives the honor of being the worst town name ever.  Toad Suck was once a drinking location for boaters on the Arkansas River.  The toadsuck.org site explains, "While they waited, they refreshed themselves at the local tavern there, to the dismay of the folks living nearby, who said: 'They suck on the bottle 'til they swell up like toads.' Hence, the name Toad Suck."  Congratulations Toad Suck.

Here's the Top Ten Worst Town Names:

1. Toad Suck, Ark.
2. Climax, Ga.
3. Boring, Ore.
4. Hooker, Okla.
5. Assawoman, Md.
6. Belchertown, Mass.
7. Roachtown, Ill.
8. Loveladies, N.J.
9. Squabbletown, Calif.
10. Monkey's Eyebrow, Ky.  (Get's my vote.)